Okay I am not sure how this is going to make any sense since I have proven to the known universe that me and Fred are completely insane, but that is besides the point, but anyway. I was just sitting in my flat, just working on another invention for Fred's and my many joke items when out of nowhere the salt shaker on the table came to life and started moving across the table on it's own. I think it spoke to me, but don't quote me on that because I ran from the room before I could see what was happening, but that was not until the tables near the door started dancing and that was when i realized that it was comming from me. So apprently I have the ability to make inanimate objects such as the salt shaker and the end tables near the door way come to life on it's own. Why couldn't I have the ability to fly instead of bringing things to life? I think I will get a kick out of this later, but at the present moment, it is not fun walking around the house and seeing objects move. It makes me feel like I am in a really bad horror movie. Is the world really condemmning me, or is this some kind of sick joke and I will wake up from this horrible nightmare?
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