I had hands! I was very capable of taking care of the little mutants.
And we all fought crime together, and had a vampire as a landlord.
I know how to get women! I've gotten many a woman. They practically throw themselves at me because of my manly charm and my sultry voice! But I'll slow down, just for you. I'll totally kick your ass at any video game you want to be beaten at, just so you know.