Damn straight. Child free and lovin' it! Seriously. Have you ever had to babysit? These kids! I had one puke right on me, and had to walk around like that all day, with a puke stain right there, in plain sight! And let me tell you, my friend, it is not easy to get kid puke off of paper-white skin. It stains.
Yeah, I lived with a flying box of french fries and a little glob of raw meat. Crazy, but true!
A widow? Well, if you are ever in need of some tender lovin'hanky panky video games, give me a ring, Candy. I'm all over that kind of action.