Yeah well, he's Carl, he does mean things! That guy has a screw loose or something. Not the point. The point is, that from that day on? I have been allergic to diapers. And vampire bats. But that's a different story!
So a walking goldfish dude. That ain't so weird. We had weirder wandering around daily.
Ohhh really now? And who might the lucky man be? I'm starting to see a pattern here. All the good looking ladies that contact me are taken. Well, that just leaves me a swingin' bachelor. A filthy rich, completely buff, swingin' bachelor.