Stupid militant Christians! I know how that goes, I was persecuted just because of how I looked ALL the time. Couldn't get a damn job because of it, and everything! Fucking dickheads, all of 'em. You ever have an entire year's worth of dirty diapers dumped onto your front lawn just because of what you look like? It smelled as bad as it sucked!
Candy, how sweet. Well, Dandy Candy, I'm Master Shake. You can find us both for under two bucks at a convenience store.