Wait, hold on. You? You were a man. That is ENTIRELY unbelievable. It's inconceivable for you see, I am not attracted to men, but my dick, it is telling me quite another story.
And good lord is that some sparkly goofball crap, right there. So I fell into an alternate dimension again, and this time it was not because I ate something I shouldn't have?
I don't know what you've been smoking, lady, but I sure as hell want some.