Well lucky for him, he's got a sexy face and body to match. I'm just stating the facts. I'm pretty fetching, if I do say so myself. And I do.
Though about ten minutes ago, my appearance wasn't near as flattering, OR as sexy. I was a cup. A six foot tall cup. So this bears asking again, and this time I want an answer, from anyone, (hopefully a gorgeous woman like yourself?) what the hell just happened and why do I suddenly have arms and legs?