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Tobias (Animorphs) (ex_birdboy908) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2009-03-21 01:15:00

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marco, purifiers plot, tobias

[Guys] I probably don't need to say the andalite in Central Park was me, but in case I missed a cameraphone, or you hear word.. I needed the shock factor to get the idiots to back off. Apparently there are attacks happening all over the place.

I'm probably going to end up helping out, if X-Factor needs it.

[X-Factor, Mainly Jamie and Mia, but open to others] In case I missed a cameraphone or you guys get a report, the blue alien in Central Park was me. I... panicked. My wing was broken, and it was the safest thing I could think of. I sent the one guy to the hospital, but I didn't cut anything vital.

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So. Someone want to explain what the hell's going on?

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	Tobias, Rachel imthecuteone 2009-03-21 12:46 am UTC (link)
	Andalite in Central Park? Haven't heard about it yet, but I'm sure it'll be all over the news by tomorrow. Hey, uh, this probably isn't the best time for this but...have you heard from Jake recently? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Marco, Rachel ex_birdboy908 2009-03-21 12:51 am UTC (link)
	Compared to some of the things I passed on my way home, I don't know- I think the news'll have better things to be talking about. And. No, I haven't. You don't think? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Tobias, Rachel

imthecuteone
2009-03-21 01:05 am UTC (link)

You'd be surprised what some stations will air.

What sucks is that the best case scenario is that he disappeared, like people sometimes do here. Worst case is that these idiots have been planning this for longer than I'm thinking they have and they've done something to him, and if that's the case? My level of restraint is going to experience a sudden and very pronounced decrease, from "frustrated but tolerant" to "here, have a gorilla fist slamming into your skull until it fractures".

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	Marco, Rachel ex_birdboy908 2009-03-21 01:10 am UTC (link)
	Have you checked his place? Is his stuff still there? It disappears, if he's been taken away by the place, apparently. And if it's them, I'll be right there with you. Fuck, man. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Tobias, Rachel imthecuteone 2009-03-21 01:17 am UTC (link)
	Nah. I just figured, y'know, Jake was being Jake. You know how he gets, one minute everything's fine, the next minute he's having a flashback and has to go brood for a ~~day~~ ~~week~~ month. I'll get out there in a day, two at the latest. I'll let you know what I find. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Marco, Rachel ex_birdboy908 2009-03-21 01:24 am UTC (link)
	I'm closer, I'll go. Seriously, 'a day or two'. They're saying it's the Purifiers, man. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Tobias, Rachel

imthecuteone
2009-03-21 01:30 am UTC (link)

Okay, cool. Keep me posted.

Man, I'd be on my way out now, but I'm juggling two calls, one with my agent and one with some lawyers, and trying to give a statement to the police about today's "incident". The calls I could care less about, but I don't want to give the cop a reason to use that big gun on his hip.

The Purifiers? Seriously? ...This is going to get so much worse before it gets better.

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	Marco, Rachel ex_birdboy908 2009-03-21 01:39 am UTC (link)
	Add 'hire a publicist' to your list of things to do, man. No, you just got punked. Yes, seriously. And I'm aware. I haven't heard anything about the Choir or any of the wose of them, but the pamphlets are definitely right out of the book. Watch out for yourself. Think of the bitch fit Athena would throw, if you got killed. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Tobias, Rachel

imthecuteone
2009-03-21 01:57 am UTC (link)

My agent usually does that, when he's not screaming at me about hospitalizing network execs.

Crap. This is going to be bad.

That I am. Doors locked, windows closed and locked, my body well away from any windows to avoid thrown bricks or other more lethal things...and I've got this friendly cop here that I keep trying to get to stay for donuts. Just in case.

Where is the universal hiccup that makes it rain skittles? Or gives everyone a free bag of tasty marshmallows? I would love that one.

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Marco, Rachel

ex_birdboy908
2009-03-21 02:01 am UTC (link)

'Allegedly'. That should get him to shut up.

Can we please stop repeating that? It's not helping my resolve to, you know, help.

That's probably wise. Meanwhile, Mia, the Jedi I talk about? Is also gone. And they can't feel her with the Force. So, I'm going out to see if I can find her.

I don't know, you're the one now dating a Goddess. Make her make it rain skittles. Maybe the epic joy would make the assholes go away.

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Tobias, Rachel

imthecuteone
2009-03-21 11:17 am UTC (link)

Y'know, I said that, but apparently the exec's lawyers have already been talking with him. But fuck it, I just told him he was fired if he didn't shut up. Calls are done.

What are we doing about this? If it's a hiccup it might not last long, but I don't really care. Can't we get one of the evil gods to just wipe them all out? Can't say as I'd miss them or feel guilty for it.

Can't find her with-shit. Good luck, man. Take back-up. I'd offer, but the friendly cop and I are now going to be staying in because a brick just went through my window.

No it wouldn't. They'd just assume it was a reward for their "hard work". Morons rarely ever learn.

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