Okay, I spoke too soon. I just got a call from my agent, and another call with a bunch of lawyers conferenced in. And I think a cop car is pulling up. The lawyers say they filed a police report, so the guy is probably here to take my statement.
She can smoosh my face a little, y'know. Just so long as it involves lips. ;)
I know! But you'd need to wait and let me have a little fun first. They have no clue what they'd be getting with me.