You see, Jack and I are... Not exactly alive. We are, as some would like to say, vampires. But! We're good people, we don't eat people. Well, we do, but we prefer that they consent first, and that's not part of the job description. You could ask our previous assistant, Sookie Stackhouse, we're on the up and up.
It's just the three - We've got a couple possessed items that like to move other objects around but they're sneaky about and one of them bites.
You don't have to work full time, though there's a constant influx. We just need someone to take up the job while I look for a more permanent solution, unless of course, you're not horribly busy with the others' libraries and would actually like to work for us.