You were kind of a douche and everyone made fun of you. Then you turned Kenny into a platypus, opened firey pits underneath some kids, that kind of thing. Oh yeah, the British kid. You had evil spirits from Hell throw him up in the air. Then he exploded. It was pretty cool.
The fight was lame as hell. Your dad totally threw he whole thing and let Jesus beat him. He was the only person in the whole town who bet on Jesus to win.
So you really don't remember? Does that mean you're not the same guy, and there's two of you?