The first batch of Tea Wine has... someone give me a good verb for whatever it's been doing for the last two months. Whatever. It's ready. A cheeky little vintage from water, yeast, sugar, half a crate of Tetley's and good ol' all natural so it CAN'T be bad sunshine. London sunshine, which is non-existent. It's a doozy in a glass, peoples.
If that sounds like a tempting way to lose higher function, swing on by the auto shop in the Whitechapel district. I am not responsible for death, bodily harm to others or vengeful attacks on mannequins.