Pre-assigned friends. That's fucked. But I guess not more so that the pre-assigned replacement families and everything else. This place is better than Witness Protection.
Hey, if it gets bad you can always pick up and leave, right? Anyway, you don't seem that weird to me.
Somewhere in North America. Other than that I can't tell you. Trying to keep the amount of people who know where I am to a minimum. Sorry.