Mattie
You are pretty damn entertaining- I'll do the bragging for you, how's that? And of course there's an open bar. I'd be having a 'family emergency' otherwise. There is no way I could put up with those clowns sober.
Well, no, but the questions are usually about you, so I don't want you to be all weirded out by it. I promise I don't get too detailed. Usually. ;)