Oi. I know your mum introduced herself and it's probably smarter of me to wait a minute before just rambling at you. But I'm not exactly patient. I'm James. Hi.
Stupid question, but: you alright?
I feel like taking a job. Living off an inheritance and lazing the day away with my friends and beautiful wife is all good and great, but a man should have a purpose. I quite like, "James Potter, male supermodel." Or maybe, "James Potter: world class explorer." Or, "James Potter, superhero." Occupations with the word "super" in them attract me, if only because it's fitting for me.
Hmm. Maybe, "James Potter, professional stud" could work.