|Johnathan Blackfeather (Raven) (writtenonbypoe) wrote in undertherainbow,|
@ 2009-02-09 00:07:00
|Entry tags:||ageless bill turner, até, iggy, link, navi, raven|
[Blocked from Navi and Coyote] So, I never really considered myself a hopeless individual about these things, but considering the time of year, I'm going to make an ass of myself and put forward a hypothetical.
Say your significan other- very female, very happy significant other- mentions marriage in what seems like a deliberate way no less than three times, since the beginning of the month. To the point of asking about ceremonies and mentioning... families. Dropping hints, or culture-pressured paranoia on my part?
Constructive mockery only, please. I'm serious.
[Iggy] So. Apparently I wasn't as off base as I figured I was. It's hard to tell with Navi, sometimes. How would you feel about that? I mean, my asking Navi to marry me. I'm being such an old man about this, sorry.
[Link] This is incredibly impersonal, but I couldn't think of another way to get ahold of you without breaking a few personal rules. My name is John Blackfeather. Raven. I'm Navi's... well, I'm Navi's, and she always mentions how important you are to her.
And I'm just going to put myself out of my misery and get this over with, since I'm sure you've connected the dots during all of my rambling. I figured I should talk to you before I asked Navi to marry me. Give you first stab at the humiliation, as it was.
[Bill] So. Rather than go through that humiliation again. May I have your blessing to make an ass of myself to our fairy?
[Navi] "These should help you keep up with your kids. Breakfast is supposed to be the most important meal of the day, and all.
Happy Valentine's Day. So far.