They've got books about us, apparently. If you wanted to read about a good war, they wouldn't hurt. Very 'small group of guerrilla fighters vs. empire of subversive parasitic aliens with far better numbers and much better technology'.
Yeah, but the looks on their faces when they think they got it all wrong... Oh man. Now I want to try that with the author of the books about my friends and I.
No problem. If it helps put a reality show on the air that is actually entertaining, I'm more than happy to help.