I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW MY BUTT IS NOT WHERE THE GLITTER COMES FROM, MISTER. (When is that going to happen, hmmmmmm? And do I have to cook? you know I can't do that!)
You're not a jerk. You're like the essence of boy. You're enthusiastic. AND UNFS COME NEXT, DUH. (Weeeeell, since you gave me this handy dandy thing I might just come over.)