WHY ARE YOU CALLING ME SASSYBRITCHES, GLITTERBUTT? (Like surprises. Duh. One of which might or might not include my housewarming potlach. Possibly.)
Unless it's towards my ends, and the other person is relatively evenly matched. Then I'm allowed to be a jerk. One of the Rules. I love you three? I DON'T KNOW WHAT GOES NEXT, BESIDES THE KISSING. (Only a few? I might have you show me more... ♥)