Hehehe I always forget that you're married to a guy. I never really thought facial hair was very good looking anyway, you know when you showed me a picture of your guy? Totally repulsion. SHAVE YOUR FACE, LONG HAIRED EYELINER BOY!!!
Serious? Wait wait... Okay wait. Hang on. I know this. Are you talking fastest shredder or fastest technical guitarist or are you just saying the 'undisputed champion of the guitar' 'king of the metal ax' Fastest Guitarist because they're three totally separate things and I know the last one's work, you know, because he and his band did the background score for that show I was on last summer. They didn't play for us like they said they were going to, which is totally lame because I kind of wanted to see the destruction they'd bring to Wawenaukwa.
If you're that guy's son, I totally am going to flip.