Was he accurate or just throwing random numbers out and hoping nobody noticed? ...Either way I bet he talked really fast.
Really? That sounds like some fucked-up Disney shit.
So should the road work sign that I'm not tampering with say simply "CAUTION: VAMPIRATES ...YARR," "VAMPIRATES DO NOT SPARKLE," or "U DRINK U DRIVE U GET UR RUM SATURATED BLOOD DRAINED BY VAMPIRATES"?