IKNORITE?! I've been here for a little over a year, and Ma wasn't even pregnant with him yet. Her and Captain Dad were barely together, pretty much just seeing each other.
Then we got sucked out of VortexLand and into GodWorld, and she found out she was knocked up with John. She had him there, and then Boom! We were back here again.
[Gabrielle:] Cool beans. I hope things work out for them like they do in our future. Cuz he's kinda not around right now. Something srsly bad happened in that stupid comic him and Ma are from, and so he's been AWOL for the last week or two.