Because we're in a place where he's not. Wasn't there some sort of weird tornado or something that pulled you here? Really, this world is different and the year is 2009. Go look at this [site] if you don't believe me.
Your dad is a rock star right now, in a band with Charles Brandon and Anthony Knivert called Whitehall. He's not a king.
And sorry to dump all of this on you so quickly. Jane Seymour is here, her son Edward, Anne Boleyn... I forget everyone. Oh, and I'm Gabriella Montez. I've heard about you.