Here's what I figured out: -Cell phones are slowly merging with mp3 players, computers, GPS and video game consoles to create an uber-device, one that the person using it now finds themselves completely dependent on. -Money is worth dick, as is your credit. -Some stuff happened in pop culture, none of it worth mentioning. -Black Jesus is the US president. -They remade Transformers. It's awesome. -And oh yeah, there's this war thing going on.