Lara Croft
It so happens that underneath the streets of Manhattan are tunnels, and normally, that would not be a problem, except this; when crazy weeks happen, sometimes a bloke gets changed an wanders down there... and never changes back.
It also happens that along the way, a Vatican courier, and a good friend of mine were waylaid by people down there. And that the Vatican Courier was carrying a holy item, while my friend carried a valise with documents that could be rather embarrassing to his family should they get out.
It's taken some time, but I have some information on what is down there, and how to find the items. Only thing is, with X-Factor, and my size, tunnel expeditions and me don't mix. But the Vatican will pay a king's ransom for their holy item, and I will pay a pretty penny for the valise or proof it has been destroyed, either.
If that makes you curious enough, we can meet and I can show you what I have on it.