Ha, I had to beat the crap out of a bear this summer, he couldn't take it. Sissy bear, it's like they trained those bears to be wusses or something, they couldn't even beat up Owen and that guy was nice, but a giant marshmallow, come on.
Well, depends. You want to be stateside, in Jolly Ol' England Wot Pip Pip, or would you prefer something else, change of pace, maybe say, outer Mongolia?