I was enrolled in a McDojo for a little while when I was younger, nothing serious. Actually, something like that could be a good idea, just in case something interferes with my normal methods. Probably wouldn't be much help against, say, a grizzly bear or a gorilla... But I'll look into it.
Fuck yeah. I got out of school 'bout an hour ago, don't have any plans for the rest of the day. Where do you want to meet up?