Oh, you into hand-to-hand combat? I'm a bantamweight in Muay Thai, you know, Thai Boxing? It's like kickboxing only more sporting and really far more awesome than most boxing or kickboxing. You should give that a try, too, if you're into fighting in general. It's way less sissy to do muay thai than like, karate or taekwondo.
So let's do that then! I'm totally for the day, and I'm not sure if the school will know what to do with me when I get there tomorrow.