Well cool, because I'm sixteen, and I'm pretty sure dating's the only thing on MY map for a long, long while. GUYS CAN KISS IT IF THEY WANT TO SETTLE DOWN WITH E-SCOPE.
So will you come pick me up or are you going to make me brave the crazy wilds of London, with the feral double-decker buses and the frumious bandersneech? (Bandersneech is the plural of bandersnatch. Logic!)