Stay right there, that's not far from where I live. I'll be in a truck - it's black and shiny and you'll be able to recognize me from the pictures. I've got my son's best friend with me -- he's something of a fan of yours.
We're going to make a quick stop by my ancestor's house to get some proper trow for you. I might not have any trousers that work for you, but he probably does.
We'll get things in order for you soon enough, Chaucer.