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Walter Bishop (thinkdiagonally) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2009-01-30 11:43:00

Entry tags:

olivia dunham, peter bishop, walter bishop

I really am quite beside myself. To think that this para-dimension can list amongst its properties the ability to the counter the aging effect. Oh, if only I had been able to witness it for myself, I am sure I could have learned so much.

No matter, I am sure it must have been a marvelous time interacting from a unique temporal perspective. And Peter, he was so adorable in his younger years.

Not that he isn’t an attractive man now, mind you. I would hate to cause a stir of misinformation that hampered his ability to connect with the opposite sex.

I can personally vouch for my son, he has no disabilities that would decrease his sexual performance, at least not physically, nor does he exhibit any symptoms of possessing a venereal disease. Quite the fit young man, I would surmise.

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	seeksthepattern 2009-01-30 01:10 pm UTC (link)
	I'm pretty sure Peter would be .. less than thrilled about his sexual performance being discussed, Walter. Just a thought. I'm almost sad that you didn't turn into a teenager, I would have like to see that. (Reply to this) (Thread)

thinkdiagonally
2009-01-30 01:18 pm UTC (link)

Oh, it would have been an interesting time to return to, I can assure you. You might find it hard to believe, but I was bit of precocious character in my youth.

Why, for weeks at a time I would become obsessed with some trivial piece of scientific acumen, convinced I could figure it out.

Oh how times have changed us all.

And I certainly do not mean to put off my son, Ms. Dunham. On the contrary, I am quite proud of him. Why, I’m sure you would agree to his virility, yes?

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seeksthepattern
2009-01-30 01:21 pm UTC (link)

You? Precocious? Never. (That was sarcasm over the internet, I promise). I'm sure you were.. something, all right.

It doesn't look like much has changed to me, Walter but then I guess you know better than I do.

You can just call me Olivia you know. We all live together, you might as well. I'm sure you're just proud and I... have no say in Peter's.. um, virility. Though I'm sure he's just.. fine.

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thinkdiagonally
2009-01-30 01:29 pm UTC (link)

Oh, yes, my apologies. I find myself falling into old habits of protocol. Olivia it is.

The name reminds me of that odd animated female character who was enthralled with the Popeye character. Poor woman, I am certain she had some sort of degenerative bone disease. And the sailor himself exhibited symptoms of previous stroke.

Ah, did you know that spinach contains oxalic acid, which binds with iron and calcium and reduces the absorption of these minerals. It is imperative that one enjoy the vegetable alongside fruit.

I must make a note to warn Peter about that.

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	seeksthepattern 2009-01-30 01:43 pm UTC (link)
	Thank you, Walter. Olive Oyl? I'm not sure I'm as skinny as her, and I really hope not but I'll keep the spinach thing in mind. At least they didn't eat just hamburgers, like that one guy. I'll pick some spinach up at the store. Do you want anything else? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

thinkdiagonally
2009-01-30 01:52 pm UTC (link)

My, that does sound appetizing, now that you mention it.

Oh, and some of those chicken wings that report to be “boneless.” Though the physiological implication is absurd, I do enjoy a waste-free dinner option.

Excluding human waste, of course, that part is an inevitable product of our biology I’m afraid.

And if you do see Peter, let him know we are having chicken. I am certain he would want to join us, though I would perhaps refrain from mentioning my previous discussion on his physical aptitude. In hindsight, he might find my comments to be somewhat inappropriate.

He can be rather sensitive, you know.

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	seeksthepattern 2009-01-30 02:20 pm UTC (link)
	All right I'll pick some of those up too. I'll just get dinner then, might as well. And I'll tell Peter about dinner but I won't tell him about our discussion. ~~He can probably read it though. Oh well~~ I'm sure you're fine, Walter. Don't worry. I'll be home in a little while with dinner. Try not to blow anything up while I'm gone. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Olivia kicksnaziass 2009-01-31 03:13 am UTC (link)
	Wow, he really is quite something. You weren't kidding. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Steve seeksthepattern 2009-01-31 12:31 pm UTC (link)
	Now you see what sort of thing I have to deal with. You should try it in person. He means well though. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Olivia kicksnaziass 2009-01-31 02:32 pm UTC (link)
	I don't really think I'd mind seeing it in person. Think I could make another trip to Boston soon? Also, he thinks I'm your friend. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Steve seeksthepattern 2009-01-31 02:36 pm UTC (link)
	Sure, come on up. We'd be happy to have you. And I'll introduce you to Walter and Peter. Oh. Let me go.. um.. fix that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Olivia kicksnaziass 2009-01-31 02:46 pm UTC (link)
	I'll be over in a few hours, then. Oh, well I had already tried to explain it to him. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Steve seeksthepattern 2009-01-31 02:51 pm UTC (link)
	Okay [address]. We'll be here. It's probably best if I explain it to him several more times. And if he calls you Agent Scott the whole time, just kind of nod your head and smile. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Olivia kicksnaziass 2009-01-31 02:55 pm UTC (link)
	Okay. I'll keep that in mind. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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thinkdiagonally
2009-01-31 01:43 pm UTC (link)

My, agent Scott! Though I have been busy with my research for several weeks, I am certain that when last I checked, you were quite deceased.

That is to say, I have been mistaken on such matters in the past.

Once, in one of my more chemically motivated states, I attempted to perform an autopsy on a fellow who, I know now, was simply passed out.
Oh, we both had a good laugh after that.

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	Sir kicksnaziass 2009-01-31 02:29 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, no. I'm not...agent Scott. My name is Steve. I just happen to have a very similar face. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	seeksthepattern 2009-01-31 02:37 pm UTC (link)
	Walter.. I.. that's not.. that's not John. He just looks like him. Yo know how some people have the same face here? This is Steve. You know. Captain America? (Reply to this) (Parent)

	ofalltrades 2009-01-30 04:26 pm UTC (link)
	Thank you, Walter. I'm so glad you feel comfortable discussing my sexual performance with the general public. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	seeksthepattern 2009-01-30 04:27 pm UTC (link)
	For the record, I told him not to. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ofalltrades 2009-01-31 02:51 pm UTC (link)
	I noticed. Thanks for trying. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	seeksthepattern 2009-01-31 02:53 pm UTC (link)
	You're welcome. Sorry I couldn't be more help. Oh and we're having company in a couple of hours. But no need to leave, he wants to meet you. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	thinkdiagonally 2009-01-31 01:35 pm UTC (link)
	Ah, Peter, you are around, good! There may be boneless poultry provide by Olivia. Of course I meant no harm by it, son. You shouldn’t’ be ashamed of your body, after all. Didn’t we have that talk when you were twelve years of age? I’m fairly certain I brought a diagram. Oh, I could probably dig up a similar diagram if you would find it helpful! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ofalltrades 2009-01-31 02:52 pm UTC (link)
	Sounds great, Walter. I'm not ashamed of anything...and we definitely don't need talks. Or diagrams. Definitely no diagrams. (Reply to this) (Parent)