You're behind the times. We're all metric now. Not like those crazy English folks. People fought and died for our right to use base-ten. Respect it.
And someone needs to get out here and pick up all these used diapers. I think we've discovered a new anti-terrorism tactic - nobody in their right mind would want to walk in here wired for explosion with all this bodily effluence lying around. Seriously. Who the hell wants to die covered in shit?
Someone should get that in a memo to Homeland Security. Moms, listen up: It will be your civic duty to save the doody.