Okay, I get about 30% of what you just said. This must be how Rachel felt when Jake and I started talking about X-Men.
Maybe one of them will try to sell a political office to you! I hear that's all the rage this year.
You're not the first person to say that, actually. I guess it's possible, but it seems like you're kind of cheating at the whole swashbuckling thing if you've got grenades.