We're not dead, actually. Put on some shades and take a look at this [website]. Then direct all your questions to your friendly neighborhood me, for I am as always a font of knowledge.
Or I've just been here for a little bit. Y'know, one of those two.
[Tobias:] I won't spoil the surprise, but you're probably going to get one very soon. It's a good surprise. Oh, and David's here. We're leaving him alone, and he's not acting up.