Are you so sure I'm not a ninja? I do have a mask. And there was that time when I bought a ninja costume. But they only had it in children's size so it didn't really look right. Talk about highwaters...
My ass handed to me? HA! I'm Deadpool, the loveable merc with a mouth, slayer of all that is inconvenient! That and I'm bored..so..you're on.
Oh, by the way, I got you a gift, y'know, a pre-battle offering of sportmanship.