It could be fucking worse. You could be in fucking Miami where it's always fucking hot and everyone sucks. I haven't been to New York in fucking forever though, Christ.
Oh right, you're in another fucking universe. Like a fucking alternate thing or whatever. That fucking tornado thing brought you here I think. It happens to fucking everyone and it's fucking nuts and there's no way to get the fuck back home.
And check your pockets, there's probably some fucking id in there or something.