Teague's kid, only older. You'd actually technically be my great x11 grandfather or some damn thing. I've just taken to calling everyone who isn't my dad "uncle". My family's too big. You're lucky you're only up one branch of the family tree. You don't have the Brennans, Wartooths, and Meanswells to think about. Not to mention, all the band-uncles I have.
It's a bit staggering, and somehow everyone's able to fit into mom and dad's house for a party. I'm not surprised at all that we didn't see each other there, it was pretty packed. I'm also surprised that you and Bill didn't get mixed up for each other, you really are two pair.