Oh my God, it's you! I'm so glad to see you here! This place is weird. There was some guy who looked like Chad, only he's not. And then some girl named Rachel showed up, only she looked just like Sharpay. I was worried it wasn't really going to be you!
How're you doing? Oh, let me give you this [link] to explain everything, but watch out. It's horrible. It looks like Sharpay designed it.