Straight women and gay men of Britain... and the rest of the world, too... try not to shed too many tears over the fact that I, James Tiberius Potter, am now a married man.
I think they're doing a national day of mourning tomorrow to mark the occasion.
I'm just going to stay in and do very naked things with my very beautiful wife.
Marauders I realize you were all there but fucking hell I AM MARRIED.