Good point. It's been a while, even fridges are a wonder at the moment. And toilet paper.
Ha! Seriously? That would be amazing and probably could get some stories out them as well, all generously exaggerated.
Well, give me a call (address) if you need anything, though I'm a lousy chess player. You might enjoy a ride on my bike, if you get tired of land or sea. My clan called it a 'steam-belching flying pain in the ass' on it's bad days.