ok, now... I don't do Christmas, so I'm going to experience it vicariously through all of you... And while I know the reason for the season is love and family and goodwill toward your fellow man, and I'm a true supporter of all of that... I'm interested in the presents.
So.... tell me what you got. was it what you wanted? Did you squee with joy? Are you regifting?
Also, as a totally tangential aside? To the person whose table I danced on at a bar the other night? If apologies are needed, please accept mine.