Afraid I'm not, gorgeous. I've only been gone for a week, by my count. Glad to see the me that was with you knew his stuff. ;)
I... don't know? It was... St. Patrick's Day. The day after, maybe? I don't know. A lot of alcohol was drank, a lot of sex was had, and then... I was in a weird Cardiff. I've been there for a week, and suddenly, Christmas.