I know, man, I was razzin' you. This 'n' Easter. Just suck-ass excuses for holidays, in my book.
Your wife wants to strip for me. That's rather amazin'. She's a beautiful lady, and you a lucky man. Twice over.
M'not one to turn down gifts of alcohol and lewd behavior, specially now. Had I hear about it before t'day, I woulda gone to the Saturnalia party, th'other day. That shit was tight, in the day. Not that I'd know.