Oh no, dude. Nothing like that. Your attitude is well deserved. If someone decided to make my birthday a holiday, and put that holiday clear across on the other side of the year, I'd fucking throw them a blanket party. Especially if I was Jewish. You're justified.
And I'm serious, yeah. My wife's all "OH CAN I?" Which is... admittedly weird, but hey, I'm not going to argue with her when I know it'd be hilarious.
Chicago it is, then. I'll also be bringing over some of the good stuff. It's not the holidays without some hard egg nog, no matter WHAT you celebrate.