Well, you know me. I only buy the best. I'll have you know it looks delightfully tasteful. Besides, the more I spend, the more you write off, and I know those southern constiuents of yours just adore the catholic church...
And Hush. He's very nice. And simply a friend. And a Priest. So no protection needed. And no, you never get to meet him... unless you want to attend services with me this Christmas? Midnight mass?