this time of year, when the so-called virgin gave birth to a bouncing baby boy and plopped him down in a horse trough because there wasn't anybody at the stupid motel-6 who wanted to give up their room for a pregnant lady and doesn't that just figure? and so she had to go out in the barn.
turns out this kid is god or the son of god or both, i get confused about that but his birthday is coming up and people celebrate by giving each other presents and stuff. there was a naked plastic baby jesus in a manger scene once, it was cold so i wrapped him up in a couple plastic bags. plastic baby needs plastic wadded-up clothes, right?