Satan
Well, besides the fact I'm 99% sure you're just messing with me right now, how about you tell me what you want and I'll tell you what I'm capable of? I'm just a regular dude, you probably need more out of this than I can give you. It's not that good of a deal for you, really - my fame isn't intact here so I can really only give you about 64% of my previous edge as far as getting souls over to your side.
... I replaced an investment banker, I fucking hate it.