Zombie marriage? Are you serious? Picture it now: Bridegrooms would actually have to get out their Dustbusters and follow the intended up the aisle. Churches would have to buy stock in Clorox to get out those bloodstains from their altar runners, and choirboys would have to do double duty sweeping up all those fallen limbs. There's a reason they call her BrideZilla, and it isn't because she's a fan of stompy rubber monsters from Tokyo.