Knowin' who's got a better ass than who is important in female t' female relations. Because, of course, you and whoever you're talkin' to have better asses dan the ladies, and men with really nice asses tend t' be too gay t' be worth hittin' on. It's a delicate, balanced system.
I gotta go slow with her, though. she's not ready t' think of men as pure sex objects, yet. mebe a strip club'll help?