I'm fine, honey. It's just this poor kid thinks no one cares about him, and it breaks my heart. And you? You're my kid, no matter how big you get. And I wasn't around when you were younger to tell you, so I'm telling you now. You, baby, were the first person to ever hear my heart from the inside and I love you.
I promise to keep the mushiness to a minimum from now on, okay?